Dear Sir,

When you stood up at the Q&A portion of the live Nerdist Podcast with Matt Smith and Karen Gillan and asked Matt if he would hold your sonic screwdriver, I thought "thank goodness someone had the balls to!" I myself had wanted to ask that same question, but mine was still new in the box having just been bought that day at Comic-Con (apparently you need a real screwdriver to make your sonic screwdriver work, oh the irony). So I am so glad that someone had the pleasure, and that you now have a sonic screwdriver held and flipped the Doctor himself.

Love,
A

Dear Everyone,

Please watch Nerdist on September 24th on BBC America. Maybe if enough people watch we can have lots more Nerdist, yay!

Love,
A

Dear Chris Gore,

I know that you have been getting flack on the internet lately because of certain happenings at a certain Comic-Con panel. Fortunately, this has nothing to do with that as we are mostly against negativity here! However, I would like to have a chat about DVDuesday. Sometimes I just don't understand why you give awesome things a "Pass." I don't have anything against you personally, it just seems like I never agree with you about things! Okay not never, I was totally on the same page as you in today's segment. Anyway, I just wanted to say that if you are ever going to give something a "Pass" and would like to hear some reasons why it should be at least a "Rent" just let me know. I am available for consultations.

Love,
A

Dear Cowboys & Aliens,

Here is how you scored:

horses +1
grumpy Harrison Ford +2
awesome rest of cast +5
a dog named dog +1
aliens being lassoed +1
Daniel Craig beating on Paul Dano repeatedly +1 (sorry Paul, but it was funny)
horse to spaceship action +1
Jon Favreau = awesome +1

Total score: 13 points!

Love,
A

Dear Rioters,

I am sorry, but rioting and breaking crap is not the best way to make people listen to what you have to say. It is a good way to make yourself look like a violent idiot though, hooray! Also, looting is only acceptable in one of three situations: 1. Zombie Apocalypse (or really any apocalypse will do as long as most of humanity is no longer alive). 2. You are an old-timey pirate. 3. Okay I can't even think of a three, that is how lame looting is. I am open to suggestions though.

Love,
A

Dear Makers Of Green Lantern (the movie),

I just wanted to say awesome job on acknowledging the fact that when Green Lantern is wearing his tiny green mask people, especially his sort of lady friend, would still be able to recognize him. I know that it is an upstanding comic book tradition that a small change in appearance equals anonymity, but it was always something I wanted to see taken into account.

Love,
A

Dear Watchers Of Game Of Thrones,

(specifically those who were really upset by Ned's death, which apparently was a large number) Seriously? I understand if you were shocked if you had not read the books, but angry? You need to get over it, and quickly too. Because I hate to break it to you but, *spoilers* if they continue to follow the books faithfully, a whole crap-load of characters die. So you better get used to it.

Also, cut HBO some slack. It is not like they intentionally killed off Sean Bean to spite you. In fact if they didn't know he was going to die (once again because it happens that way in the book) they might not have even been able to cast Sean Bean in the first place. I mean more so than the other actors he probably has things to do, ya know?

Poor HBO they just can't win. Apparently people will be mad if they stick to the books, but I am sure other people would be mad if they didn't stay true to the books. Everyone should just read the books and then we would all be on the same page! No really, the books are awesome and I highly recommend them.

To sum up: please don't be mad, it is not the show's fault and read the books to prepare yourself, they are rad.

Love,
A

ps. One more thing. I like Sean Bean too, but if you would really stop watching the show just because his character died, then maybe you should stop watching. Just a thought.

Dear Nerdist,

I just want to take this bit of time and space to say that you are awesome. The Nerdist Podcast makes my drive to and from work, class, and well anywhere really, so much more enjoyable. Not to mention the live podcasts! Of which I attended two (in a row I might add) while in San Diego for the Con. Thank you Chris, Matt, and Jonah for being hilarious. And thank you multiple times for having Matt Smith and Karen Gillan on, and for somehow creating a situation in which Matt Smith handed me a burrito with a picture of the Tardis on it! Brilliant. Seriously, did I mention how awesome you are?

Love,
A