Dear Rioters,

I am sorry, but rioting and breaking crap is not the best way to make people listen to what you have to say. It is a good way to make yourself look like a violent idiot though, hooray! Also, looting is only acceptable in one of three situations: 1. Zombie Apocalypse (or really any apocalypse will do as long as most of humanity is no longer alive). 2. You are an old-timey pirate. 3. Okay I can't even think of a three, that is how lame looting is. I am open to suggestions though.

Love,
A

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