Dear Madam,

Yes, reading is educational and beneficial and fun. Yes, I too would like to utilize as many opportunities to read as possible. However, is it really worth it to read when you are stopped at a stoplight in the car next to me? I mean you might get in what, like a page? Maybe two if you are skimming? And if in fact it is worth it, you should at least probably put the book away once you start moving forward next time.

I fully promote reading and patronizing your nearest public library, but the library cannot be help responsible if you get in a car accident because you were reading a borrowed book while driving.

Just so you know.

Love,
A

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