Dear Puss In Boots,

Here is how you stacked up:

- As many cat jokes as possible (they are funny because they are accurate)! +8
- Egg puns +1
- Adorableness +3
- Making gingers look suave +2
- Good voice cast +1
- Cat that goes "Oooohh" several times +1
- Catnip call back +3

Let's see, that is a total of 19 points! Good job. Really funny, but more so for people who have cats I think, which is me!

Love,
A

Dear Cowboys & Aliens,

Here is how you scored:

horses +1
grumpy Harrison Ford +2
awesome rest of cast +5
a dog named dog +1
aliens being lassoed +1
Daniel Craig beating on Paul Dano repeatedly +1 (sorry Paul, but it was funny)
horse to spaceship action +1
Jon Favreau = awesome +1

Total score: 13 points!

Love,
A